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Rewind Article - Interview with the Phantom Whistler from No More Plastic Pitches
September 16, 2023

Rewind Article - Interview with the Phantom Whistler from No More Plastic Pitches

Thanks to Dunnocks for giving us this, the infamous interview with the Phantom Whistler from the Cork Ci...

Injury list update
August 31, 2023

Injury list update

News has reached TOTAP Towers that Barry Coffey is set to miss a few weeks with a broken bone in his foo...

Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
August 28, 2023

Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

“Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose”. – Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr For ...

Jay Jay NoGotcha
August 06, 2023

Jay Jay NoGotcha

Word has reached this club insider that Shelbourne rebuffed out of hand a City move to acquire tale...

Is Sigmund Freud right?
July 19, 2023

Is Sigmund Freud right?

When Sigmund Freud said, “We are what we are, because we have been what we have been”, he ce...

TOTAP extend Sponsorship
July 18, 2023

TOTAP extend Sponsorship

Informed sources tell me that the gang over in TOTAP Towers have extended their sponsorship of the popul...