Episode 243 - Kerf**ked

[00:00:01] Ladies and gentlemen, sit back, put your feet up, it's time for The Other 3 Amigos Podcast

[00:00:08] with Declan McCormack, Wayne Mullins and Dan. Three lads, one podcast.

[00:00:16] On this week's episode of The Other 3 Amigos Podcast, the club aren't actually too commie

[00:00:21] this week. Or so we think, we discuss Kean Coleman's strike as well as my living situation.

[00:00:27] Dickie says no. We also have the 3D review, the afternoon preview, as well as the mailbag

[00:00:32] and finding out if Gary Hunt is under pressure or not. All of this and more on this week's

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[00:00:51] The Other 3 Amigos Podcast, Season 4, Episode 67, Episode 243 in total.

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[00:01:36] nothing for five minutes so people can go off? We'll even do that, yeah, yeah, exactly.

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[00:01:50] to need to get a good hotel for London, I think in the Ritz or something like that.

[00:01:55] We need transport and that's the issue because it ends at like after midnight and the tubes stop

[00:02:01] and like, I don't know how to use, do any of you know how to use an Uber?

[00:02:04] Well, yeah, I'm under the age of 30 like so yeah, I know how.

[00:02:08] So no one here knows, you're supposed to say no. Taxes are too, so I asked toe tap, could we get

[00:02:13] a stretched Hummer for the event? Because you have to do it in style, lads.

[00:02:19] Make the toe tappers pay for it. Absolutely, should there are minions, you know, let's just

[00:02:24] go in style, like let's go. Our heads can fill out the sunroof at the top, you know.

[00:02:29] That's true. With our bottles of vodka. Woo! Woo!

[00:02:34] We'll go classier than vodka with, if we are doing it. Yeah, I suppose we'll go for, what

[00:02:40] will we drink actually when we're there? What are we going to have? Martinis and...

[00:02:45] I'd be a Prosecco, I'd be a Prosecco now for the occasion that was in it, I'd say.

[00:02:49] Would you? We'll take it in now, is it a free drink at this or is it like pay for all?

[00:02:53] I think you get a few free drinks but we didn't go for the VIP tables because we didn't want

[00:02:57] to be too close to the front because in case we kind of, you know, get bored and leave,

[00:03:00] like once it's winter war we'll piss off, like go clubbing or something.

[00:03:04] It's just a double date so far anyway. So far it's the two of us and our two better halves.

[00:03:08] Yes. So, yeah, let's, like the plan really is to get there, go maybe go for a, what do

[00:03:15] you call that? Orange juice and champagne they have at weddings.

[00:03:17] Mimosa.

[00:03:18] Yeah, have one in the mornings, go for something, go to the Lego store or something or look around

[00:03:23] and maybe 11 o'clock when the bar is properly open, have a cocktail, a few cocktails, a few

[00:03:27] drinks. We've just metagig to go to too, which I think is Facebook are doing. So we're

[00:03:31] doing that too.

[00:03:32] What's this?

[00:03:33] It's just a meetup of, it's, I don't know. I was just asked if we want to do it and I

[00:03:37] said, yeah, let's do it. Let's meet up. What do you call the word when you're meeting

[00:03:41] people? What's the word, what's the business word, Eklund?

[00:03:46] Is it a swindler or something like that?

[00:03:48] I wasn't interested.

[00:03:49] No, the business word for, you know, when you go to meetings and stuff and you go to

[00:03:53] the core tech stuff, what's it called when you're meeting people and talking to them?

[00:03:57] Some form of a shindig anyway.

[00:03:59] Yeah, there's a word for it.

[00:04:02] Bullshit.

[00:04:02] And then we go to the awards, we win it, we come home.

[00:04:05] Dickie, you're not going?

[00:04:06] Well, we don't know if you're going yet.

[00:04:08] Don't know. Still don't know.

[00:04:10] It's a bit mad.

[00:04:12] Don't know.

[00:04:13] Don't know what's going on.

[00:04:14] We'll have to figure it out.

[00:04:16] But anyway, please, please vote for us for this award.

[00:04:20] The Italian football lads are kicking our ass in the Instagram post.

[00:04:24] So look, we can fire back on there.

[00:04:27] You can vote multiple times as well on the Football Content Awards website.

[00:04:33] You do have to change browsers or change your ISP, though.

[00:04:36] It won't work on the same.

[00:04:37] I've been doing it.

[00:04:38] I've been doing it on my phone the whole time.

[00:04:40] Actually, it doesn't work for me.

[00:04:41] I still has the other three Migos.

[00:04:44] I don't want to clear the cache because it ruins all my passwords and stuff.

[00:04:48] Anyway, some of you out there might be able to.

[00:04:51] I think we should just talk about this for the hour, trying to convince him.

[00:04:54] We might as well, because the club are very non-commy, haven't they?

[00:04:58] Very non-commy.

[00:04:59] There's actually nothing to talk about, really, in Commy Watch, I don't think.

[00:05:03] But we're still at €520 for Marymount.

[00:05:07] We're at €820, really, thanks to Westcark Coffee Roasters coming on board.

[00:05:11] That one with their £300.

[00:05:13] We're still the proud sponsor of Jack Doherty's Boots.

[00:05:16] And yeah, give us a follow on Patreon, €5 per month.

[00:05:20] Dan, networking, that's the word I was going for.

[00:05:21] You can give us a tenner.

[00:05:23] Networking.

[00:05:23] Ah, there was another word, though.

[00:05:25] I'm very sure we went a bit late.

[00:05:26] Yeah, networking is probably the lower end of the scale.

[00:05:28] If you're higher, I'm sure there's another word.

[00:05:29] But yeah, we're going business networking, podcast networking.

[00:05:33] Yeah, sure.

[00:05:33] We'll have Fabricio on the pod soon, probably the week after, I'd imagine.

[00:05:38] Deci, it is now time for...

[00:05:40] Sorry.

[00:05:41] Is this going to be...

[00:05:53] Oh, he had it ready to go this time.

[00:05:55] Under-20s, they lost to Shamrock 2-0.

[00:05:58] Under-17s didn't have a game for what I can see.

[00:06:00] Under-15s, they lost to UCD 5-3.

[00:06:04] And under-14s, they had no game.

[00:06:08] It's now time to go to Kamiwatch.

[00:06:11] We go Korea.

[00:06:12] Yeah.

[00:06:14] Kamiwatch, you do.

[00:06:16] You make a podcast.

[00:06:21] You make a podcast.

[00:06:33] When we win, do you reckon they'll allow us to have our own custom, like, walk-on stage music?

[00:06:40] Definitely use that.

[00:06:42] I go the Russian one, surely.

[00:06:44] I have a speech written, Dan.

[00:06:46] Generally, I do.

[00:06:49] How have you started it?

[00:06:51] It's short but sweet, like.

[00:06:54] It's cutting.

[00:06:55] It's straight to the point.

[00:06:55] There's no faffing about, like.

[00:06:58] So get your camera ready when we win, so you have to get it recorded.

[00:07:02] Is it aimed at somebody?

[00:07:04] No.

[00:07:05] No.

[00:07:13] I feel like you're not lying about the speech, to be honest.

[00:07:17] We'll see.

[00:07:18] Anyway, if we don't win, right?

[00:07:20] Half two in the morning on Leicester Square.

[00:07:22] I will stand up on the top and I will say it to everybody in the vicinity.

[00:07:25] Someone will record it.

[00:07:29] There you go.

[00:07:29] If you want to hear Wayne's speech when we lose, be at Leicester Square at half two in the morning on Friday the 22nd of November.

[00:07:39] We have nothing to talk about in Commie Watch.

[00:07:41] We've not.

[00:07:42] No, we talked about them.

[00:07:43] I was corrected over the jersey anyway.

[00:07:45] Apparently, the Felipe thing and the Sean McWire photo are irrelevant to next season's jersey.

[00:07:53] So what was Sean had in his hands, though?

[00:07:57] I don't know.

[00:07:58] Just the random.

[00:08:00] Random white, maybe.

[00:08:01] Green and red jersey.

[00:08:02] Interesting.

[00:08:04] Yeah.

[00:08:05] It happens, like.

[00:08:06] I thought it was.

[00:08:07] Sure, look.

[00:08:07] It's a shame because the idea looks sensational.

[00:08:10] So I'm kind of a bit gutted if it's not the one.

[00:08:12] Guess we'll find out.

[00:08:13] How do you know it's not the right one?

[00:08:16] I was contacted by a member of the club, Wayne.

[00:08:20] Directly?

[00:08:21] Directly.

[00:08:22] Am I the only person who the club just don't talk to, by the way?

[00:08:24] I'm just wondering at this stage, like.

[00:08:27] Me, of course.

[00:08:27] Only on the pitch and tell, eh?

[00:08:29] Yeah.

[00:08:30] Who's going to talk to me?

[00:08:31] I don't always talk to you, Deci.

[00:08:32] Would you stop?

[00:08:32] You're fucking Tim Clancy talking to you there during the week again, like.

[00:08:35] Ah, stop, baby.

[00:08:36] Yeah.

[00:08:37] Your lies bear no fruit.

[00:08:40] I'm only mad.

[00:08:41] Just to clarify, I'm only joking.

[00:08:43] I know, yeah.

[00:08:44] It's right to Christ.

[00:08:45] I have to clarify that every week.

[00:08:46] It's amazing you have to clarify this stuff, isn't it?

[00:08:48] It's amazing, really.

[00:08:48] Yeah.

[00:08:49] I got a glance off of Tim Clancy.

[00:08:51] Sorry, go on there, Deci.

[00:08:53] I was just going to say, on the record again, in case there's any non-believers, I've never

[00:08:59] in my life spoken one word to Tim Clancy.

[00:09:01] Let me just again say that on the record.

[00:09:03] Well, I got a glance off of Tim Clancy in Weaver's Park yesterday.

[00:09:07] I don't think it was a bad glance.

[00:09:10] A bad one?

[00:09:11] I just think it was.

[00:09:13] Oh, fuck.

[00:09:13] Oh, I don't know.

[00:09:13] I'm going to be on the pod Monday now.

[00:09:15] Or Wednesday.

[00:09:16] No, he's having a laugh here.

[00:09:18] He knows.

[00:09:19] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:09:20] Tim plays a good game.

[00:09:21] He knows by being nice, not nice to us, but by not hammering us, that we'll support him

[00:09:26] next year if shit hits the fan.

[00:09:28] Clever man's Tim.

[00:09:28] I'll tell you now.

[00:09:29] He's a clever man.

[00:09:30] Which it'll hit the fan at some point or another, probably.

[00:09:33] And we will support him.

[00:09:36] 100%.

[00:09:37] That's it for Comedy Watch.

[00:09:38] Like, we're really going to talk about this match?

[00:09:40] This is going to be the shortest podcast in history.

[00:09:43] I'd say so.

[00:09:43] We'll pretend that our internet goes down or something, just so we can say, oh, look,

[00:09:46] lads, sorry.

[00:09:47] There's only 20 minutes long we couldn't do anymore.

[00:09:51] For self downstairs, it's delighted.

[00:09:54] It's where we are, like, to be fair.

[00:09:56] And the whole season, like, the mailbag is almost empty.

[00:10:01] As Dan pointed out last week, the number of votes in the MVP is way down.

[00:10:06] The number of comments on a match night is way down.

[00:10:09] It's just where we are as a fan base.

[00:10:13] The thing is over.

[00:10:13] Like, everybody just wants next season to come around.

[00:10:16] So we're just kind of playing out this season.

[00:10:18] And that, then, is reflected in the podcast.

[00:10:21] Because there isn't the material there to work with for the last month or so of the season,

[00:10:26] you know.

[00:10:26] I enjoyed our League of Ireland section last week.

[00:10:29] Yeah, where I said shells would probably still win the league.

[00:10:34] Just a heck some.

[00:10:35] This week, I'm going to go for Sean McRover.

[00:10:37] I think Sean McRover is definitely winning the league.

[00:10:39] It's undoubted.

[00:10:40] No chance that Sean McRover won't.

[00:10:43] Shells and Derry, do any teams who can win the league, it's in their hands, correct?

[00:10:49] In their hands.

[00:10:51] Well, it's in Derry's hands.

[00:10:52] Well, yeah.

[00:10:52] It's in Derry's hands.

[00:10:53] It's in the case of their last day, but it's in Shells' hands, too.

[00:10:55] That's going to be some crackdown in the last day.

[00:10:57] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:10:58] Yeah, it could be.

[00:10:59] It could be the worst nil-all draw you ever saw as well.

[00:11:01] Here, this Derry team, like, probably going to do the double now at this stage, like.

[00:11:08] That Derry team.

[00:11:10] Derry are bottlers, too, Dan.

[00:11:12] Like, for years, they've been the king of bottlers, really, to be honest with you.

[00:11:15] And with Bows, like, when are they going to win something again?

[00:11:21] That's embarrassing, to say the least.

[00:11:23] Especially if I've been a Bows fan.

[00:11:25] Which way are you looking forward to most next year?

[00:11:27] Bows away.

[00:11:28] Can't wait.

[00:11:29] Same.

[00:11:31] Dickie.

[00:11:32] Waterford.

[00:11:33] It's always Waterford.

[00:11:35] Crack of the city.

[00:11:35] That's because it's family links, isn't it?

[00:11:36] Massive city crowd.

[00:11:37] No, but it's because there's massive city crowd down there, like.

[00:11:41] It's always a great away.

[00:11:42] It's always a great away end in Waterford, like.

[00:11:45] It's always hopping.

[00:11:46] Always buzzing.

[00:11:48] Top class stuff.

[00:11:49] Jesus, lads.

[00:11:50] I've nothing to talk about now.

[00:11:51] We're going to really talk about this three nights of the game.

[00:11:53] Anyway.

[00:11:54] Go on, jump in the mailbag.

[00:11:54] Get a bit of spice going.

[00:11:56] Yeah.

[00:11:56] But there's only four questions, Wayne.

[00:11:58] Four questions in the mailbag.

[00:12:00] What?

[00:12:00] Normally, we have a rake of them.

[00:12:01] Um, was it up on Instagram, was it?

[00:12:04] All right.

[00:12:05] You know what?

[00:12:06] Let me lash some on Instagram, too.

[00:12:08] Right.

[00:12:09] I'm going to start in the mailbag here.

[00:12:10] Killian Guzzling Gummies says,

[00:12:12] I feel guilty about moaning.

[00:12:14] I feel guilty moaning about flags.

[00:12:16] That poor flag boy was hounded by the security all game.

[00:12:20] Wouldn't even let him fly the flag when we scored.

[00:12:22] The club is definitely listening to the podcast.

[00:12:25] So free the flag.

[00:12:26] Lads, the club don't listen to the podcast at all.

[00:12:28] I don't know what.

[00:12:29] They definitely don't.

[00:12:30] They don't listen.

[00:12:31] Don't.

[00:12:32] They're not allowed to.

[00:12:33] Never read the forum.

[00:12:35] No.

[00:12:35] Nobody from the club has ever read the forum.

[00:12:39] Um, you know, it just doesn't happen.

[00:12:41] Well, so what happened, Dan?

[00:12:43] They did.

[00:12:43] After our conversation last week, they've stopped you by waving his flag.

[00:12:45] Are you serious?

[00:12:47] Has this actually happened?

[00:12:49] Obviously.

[00:12:50] I don't think he'd lie about it.

[00:12:51] I mean.

[00:12:52] This should be a coming watch.

[00:12:54] This.

[00:12:55] Hit the music.

[00:12:56] That's an absolute.

[00:12:57] I'm sorry, no, right?

[00:12:58] I'm sorry, no.

[00:13:00] I'm sorry, no.

[00:13:02] Come here at you with.

[00:13:03] You will keep your name on the podcast.

[00:13:07] No.

[00:13:08] Oh, in the name of Christ, are we up for the word?

[00:13:10] Like, if we win, that's the biggest shit.

[00:13:13] But seriously, like, how can.

[00:13:15] I'm assuming there's a steward doing it, right?

[00:13:16] And they have to be under instruction.

[00:13:19] All right?

[00:13:20] So.

[00:13:22] Fela's waving a flag.

[00:13:23] And he's been told to take it down on multiple occasions.

[00:13:26] Like.

[00:13:27] Is this a joke?

[00:13:28] I get people are annoyed if I'm waving a flag.

[00:13:31] So if we start saying, oh, oh.

[00:13:33] Your man's standing up.

[00:13:34] I don't like people standing up.

[00:13:36] Should we get him to fucking sit down?

[00:13:38] That's actually shocking.

[00:13:40] I'm sorry, no.

[00:13:40] That's bullshit.

[00:13:41] I know people are pissed off when they're waving flags.

[00:13:42] And me too.

[00:13:43] I'm kind of, don't wave the flag where there's a corner.

[00:13:45] Kind of stuff, you know.

[00:13:47] But without these lads, right?

[00:13:49] There is no atmosphere.

[00:13:50] There is none.

[00:13:51] Because people my age who are doing it.

[00:13:53] People like Deccy and.

[00:13:55] The gap in between.

[00:13:56] They've all moved on.

[00:13:58] So you're going to stop these guys waving flags.

[00:14:01] What's next?

[00:14:01] Stop them singing certain songs?

[00:14:03] It's an absolute disgrace.

[00:14:04] I'm sorry now.

[00:14:05] I know people are always overreacting again.

[00:14:06] I'm not really.

[00:14:07] Because it's a precedent.

[00:14:09] That's the word.

[00:14:10] You're saying a precedent.

[00:14:12] You can't do that.

[00:14:14] Wave your flag.

[00:14:14] I need everyone next week to bring flags and wave them.

[00:14:17] Everybody.

[00:14:18] Bring all the flags you have and wave them.

[00:14:20] Because you can't just stop people waving flags.

[00:14:23] For f***ing sake.

[00:14:24] Bullshit.

[00:14:25] Even when we scored like that.

[00:14:27] That's.

[00:14:27] Yeah.

[00:14:28] That's.

[00:14:29] Oh no.

[00:14:30] It's true.

[00:14:30] I'm basing this now on one person telling us it happened.

[00:14:33] So I'm basing it on fact.

[00:14:34] So if I'm wrong, I do apologize.

[00:14:36] But I'm guessing it's right.

[00:14:37] You can't fact check everything.

[00:14:38] But like stopping.

[00:14:39] There's no way security do it without the.

[00:14:42] The pressure from the club.

[00:14:44] That's my view on it.

[00:14:45] But.

[00:14:46] Or if someone says something and it gets lost in translation.

[00:14:49] Someone tells security.

[00:14:50] Don't be letting lads wave flags.

[00:14:52] And then.

[00:14:52] Here.

[00:14:52] Whose issue is that then?

[00:14:53] If something gets lost in translation.

[00:14:54] That's the club and the security's issue.

[00:14:56] It's not the fella waving the flag.

[00:14:57] Come on.

[00:14:58] Like you can't do that.

[00:15:00] And yeah.

[00:15:00] To be fair.

[00:15:01] They're the lads then who are the backbone.

[00:15:02] Going through the away days.

[00:15:03] Absolutely.

[00:15:04] Things like that.

[00:15:05] And they're the future.

[00:15:06] Because they're the ones who are influencing the younger generation.

[00:15:09] Like we did.

[00:15:10] And if you don't influence the younger generation.

[00:15:12] COVID actually killed.

[00:15:13] The majority of the songs we have.

[00:15:15] A lot of songs we played for 20 years.

[00:15:17] They're gone.

[00:15:18] Because two years of COVID.

[00:15:19] Killed it.

[00:15:20] Because the people who were singing before.

[00:15:21] Are not singing now.

[00:15:22] And now we have all these Premier League songs.

[00:15:24] So.

[00:15:25] You kind of influence the next generation.

[00:15:27] And if you haven't got a generation to influence the next generation.

[00:15:29] You have nothing.

[00:15:30] And people won't go to the games.

[00:15:32] Garrett.

[00:15:33] F the balls Barry says.

[00:15:35] Any news on the rumor that Cahill will be a Celtic player in January.

[00:15:39] Ask Dickey to ask Clancy.

[00:15:41] Ooh.

[00:15:41] Football friends.

[00:15:44] Um.

[00:15:45] I didn't hear that.

[00:15:46] Genuinely.

[00:15:47] It's the first I heard.

[00:15:48] I was told.

[00:15:49] Alright.

[00:15:49] There was a scout from a championship club.

[00:15:51] Um.

[00:15:53] Attending all our home games for the rest of the season.

[00:15:56] That was about six weeks ago.

[00:15:58] Um.

[00:15:59] That there was a championship club in for him.

[00:16:01] But.

[00:16:01] He can't go to Celtic in January.

[00:16:04] Because he won't be 18.

[00:16:06] Until.

[00:16:07] Just before the summer window.

[00:16:09] Isn't it?

[00:16:09] So.

[00:16:10] I think I'm right in saying he's definitely here.

[00:16:14] Till.

[00:16:14] Till next summer.

[00:16:16] Because.

[00:16:17] Of his age.

[00:16:18] And the fact that obviously he can't go to England.

[00:16:20] Until this summer.

[00:16:21] But I think.

[00:16:22] It is obviously.

[00:16:23] Very much written in the stars.

[00:16:25] That.

[00:16:26] He will be gone in July.

[00:16:27] And again.

[00:16:28] He's another player who would go with the.

[00:16:30] The best wishes.

[00:16:31] And.

[00:16:33] You know.

[00:16:33] I don't want to say the blessing.

[00:16:35] Because that sounds such shitty stuff like.

[00:16:37] But.

[00:16:37] You know.

[00:16:38] He would go with the.

[00:16:39] The best wishes of.

[00:16:41] Every city fan.

[00:16:42] Like.

[00:16:42] You know.

[00:16:42] We love to see our young players.

[00:16:45] Go.

[00:16:45] Especially the special talents.

[00:16:47] And.

[00:16:47] You know.

[00:16:48] Get behind them.

[00:16:48] And.

[00:16:50] Hope they do well over there.

[00:16:51] And.

[00:16:51] And build a career for themselves.

[00:16:53] And I'm sure Cahill will.

[00:16:55] Do just that.

[00:16:56] Yeah.

[00:16:56] He was classing Jade Noomad.

[00:16:58] On his Instagram.

[00:16:58] Like.

[00:16:58] Benfica.

[00:16:59] Champions League night.

[00:17:01] So something for.

[00:17:02] The lads to look up to as well.

[00:17:03] Unreal.

[00:17:04] Yeah.

[00:17:05] Conor says.

[00:17:06] Last year we had UCD.

[00:17:08] As a 10th place guarantee.

[00:17:09] Is there any teams.

[00:17:10] We can look.

[00:17:11] Look at.

[00:17:12] As that.

[00:17:13] For next season.

[00:17:14] Oh yeah.

[00:17:15] Like.

[00:17:15] Do we have a buffer next season.

[00:17:17] We're hoping it's going to be.

[00:17:18] Dropping.

[00:17:19] I like.

[00:17:19] It could be water for two.

[00:17:21] You don't have to have a basket case.

[00:17:22] Like.

[00:17:22] They could be.

[00:17:23] Challenger for title next year.

[00:17:24] They could be relegation candidates.

[00:17:25] You don't know.

[00:17:26] What they're like.

[00:17:27] From year to year.

[00:17:28] So that's my tip.

[00:17:29] Would be water for it.

[00:17:30] I'd say.

[00:17:31] Keith.

[00:17:31] Keith isn't playing.

[00:17:33] Well enough though.

[00:17:34] That they.

[00:17:34] They will survive.

[00:17:36] Yeah.

[00:17:36] But.

[00:17:37] They have a history of being.

[00:17:38] Basket cases.

[00:17:39] Like.

[00:17:40] That's the main thought process.

[00:17:42] Do you.

[00:17:42] Do you believe in that.

[00:17:43] In the fabric of like.

[00:17:44] A football club.

[00:17:45] Like Tottenham.

[00:17:46] Like Spurs.

[00:17:47] That just in the fabric of a club.

[00:17:49] You're just bottlers.

[00:17:51] Doesn't matter what manager.

[00:17:52] What players.

[00:17:54] I don't think so.

[00:17:55] I think.

[00:17:56] Like.

[00:17:57] I do kind of believe in.

[00:17:58] You know.

[00:17:59] Unlucky groans.

[00:18:00] And you see teams go.

[00:18:01] And they are.

[00:18:02] No matter how good they are.

[00:18:03] And how bad the opposition are.

[00:18:04] They just lose.

[00:18:05] Like.

[00:18:06] You know.

[00:18:06] And it's just.

[00:18:07] Oh.

[00:18:08] Their record at this groan.

[00:18:09] Is terrible.

[00:18:09] I do.

[00:18:10] For whatever reason.

[00:18:11] And I don't think there's any logic to it.

[00:18:13] I do kind of buy into that.

[00:18:14] I don't think you can buy into.

[00:18:15] A whole club being bottlers.

[00:18:18] Year after year after year.

[00:18:20] Because.

[00:18:21] Management changes.

[00:18:22] Players change.

[00:18:23] Owners change.

[00:18:24] Everything else.

[00:18:24] Like so.

[00:18:25] Yeah.

[00:18:26] It's very hard to say.

[00:18:27] For.

[00:18:28] For 30 years.

[00:18:29] Or 40 years.

[00:18:30] Clubs are.

[00:18:31] I think it's just to do with.

[00:18:32] Look at Boz.

[00:18:36] Two semifines in the last.

[00:18:37] Three years is it?

[00:18:38] You know.

[00:18:39] For four years.

[00:18:40] They're like.

[00:18:40] Oh.

[00:18:40] We're going one place higher.

[00:18:41] One place higher.

[00:18:42] One place higher.

[00:18:42] One place higher.

[00:18:43] And I've gone.

[00:18:44] But like.

[00:18:44] That's football.

[00:18:45] Like.

[00:18:46] And Boz are a very.

[00:18:47] Very different football club.

[00:18:49] Now.

[00:18:49] To the one we grew up watching.

[00:18:51] Scotch.

[00:18:52] You know.

[00:18:52] Which are Kevin Huntson.

[00:18:54] All these guys.

[00:18:55] Like.

[00:18:55] Where they were a really.

[00:18:56] Really tough.

[00:18:58] Tough footballing outfit.

[00:19:00] Like.

[00:19:00] And they were a.

[00:19:01] A tough football club.

[00:19:03] Like.

[00:19:03] Now.

[00:19:03] They've become a parody of.

[00:19:06] I'm going to say parody themselves.

[00:19:07] They're not a parody of themselves.

[00:19:08] Just.

[00:19:09] They're a footballing parody.

[00:19:10] Like.

[00:19:11] You know.

[00:19:12] And that's fair enough as well.

[00:19:14] That's.

[00:19:14] That's.

[00:19:14] That's.

[00:19:15] That's what their fan base wants.

[00:19:16] It's what they desire.

[00:19:17] So.

[00:19:18] Fair play.

[00:19:18] Leave them at it.

[00:19:22] Back to the original question.

[00:19:24] Like.

[00:19:24] I think.

[00:19:24] Waterford isn't a bad show.

[00:19:26] Because.

[00:19:26] For the reason.

[00:19:27] Scotty is laid out.

[00:19:29] They've gone off the boil.

[00:19:31] Massively.

[00:19:31] Second half of this season.

[00:19:33] But because the table is so condensed.

[00:19:35] They haven't fallen that far.

[00:19:36] You know.

[00:19:36] Um.

[00:19:37] Um.

[00:19:37] But they're.

[00:19:38] They're really out of form.

[00:19:39] I think their bottom.

[00:19:40] Sorry.

[00:19:40] Their second bottom of the form table.

[00:19:42] But only Dundalk below them.

[00:19:44] If I remember correctly.

[00:19:45] So.

[00:19:46] They haven't been playing well.

[00:19:47] And.

[00:19:48] You know.

[00:19:49] But the thing is.

[00:19:50] Nobody.

[00:19:51] This time last year.

[00:19:51] Would have said that it would be Dundalk.

[00:19:53] Would be the bottom side this year.

[00:19:54] And.

[00:19:55] We just don't know.

[00:19:56] Like.

[00:19:56] Next year.

[00:19:56] There's always one.

[00:19:57] That kind of falls.

[00:19:59] And kind of falls out of nowhere.

[00:20:01] Dan.

[00:20:01] You know.

[00:20:01] And.

[00:20:02] Like.

[00:20:03] Even last year.

[00:20:05] Nobody expected us to be as poor as we were.

[00:20:09] When we finished second bottom.

[00:20:10] And then we lost the playoff.

[00:20:11] And the rest of it.

[00:20:12] But.

[00:20:12] Like.

[00:20:12] That was.

[00:20:13] A degree of surprise.

[00:20:15] To some people.

[00:20:15] Maybe not to all of us.

[00:20:16] But.

[00:20:18] So there will be a surprise package.

[00:20:20] There will be a surprise struggler.

[00:20:21] Next year.

[00:20:21] It's just a matter of who would.

[00:20:22] Who was it.

[00:20:23] Who would it be.

[00:20:24] Could be Waterford.

[00:20:26] I don't think it'll be Drogheda.

[00:20:28] It could be a Boas.

[00:20:30] Could it be us.

[00:20:31] It could even be a Gal.

[00:20:32] It could even be a Galway.

[00:20:34] To be honest with you.

[00:20:35] You know.

[00:20:36] Teams would figure out.

[00:20:37] How to play Galway.

[00:20:39] And.

[00:20:40] You know.

[00:20:41] And we saw here.

[00:20:42] When things go wrong.

[00:20:43] For John.

[00:20:43] They kind of go.

[00:20:45] Dramatically wrong.

[00:20:46] I suppose.

[00:20:47] Is one way of putting it.

[00:20:48] So.

[00:20:49] It will happen.

[00:20:50] Some club.

[00:20:50] The question is.

[00:20:51] Which club.

[00:20:52] And I think Scotty.

[00:20:53] Might be right.

[00:20:54] I think.

[00:20:54] Waterford might be the one.

[00:20:55] Showing signs.

[00:20:56] Have been the most likely.

[00:20:57] That it would happen to.

[00:21:00] Jack Oller says.

[00:21:01] Dickie's retention list.

[00:21:03] And signing list.

[00:21:04] Then he has a little gif.

[00:21:05] That says.

[00:21:06] Do it.

[00:21:08] I think it's time.

[00:21:12] I'm.

[00:21:13] You want my retention list?

[00:21:15] It has.

[00:21:16] It has the young players.

[00:21:17] It has Shawnee.

[00:21:18] It has Keats.

[00:21:19] It has Sean Murray.

[00:21:21] It has.

[00:21:23] Darragh Crowley.

[00:21:24] For his versatility.

[00:21:26] And there isn't many more on it.

[00:21:28] Outside of that.

[00:21:28] Obviously.

[00:21:29] Greg.

[00:21:30] Look yeah.

[00:21:31] Greg.

[00:21:32] Brad.

[00:21:32] I.

[00:21:33] I.

[00:21:33] That's.

[00:21:34] I'm not sure about Brad Wade.

[00:21:36] I know it sounds awful to say.

[00:21:38] And I know it sounds.

[00:21:39] Mad to say.

[00:21:41] And the reason I say it is.

[00:21:43] Based on the fact that he hasn't been under any consistent pressure.

[00:21:47] At any point in this season.

[00:21:50] So we haven't had a game.

[00:21:51] Where he's had to make four saves in ten minutes.

[00:21:54] Do you know what I mean?

[00:21:55] Where he's been continually under the cosh.

[00:21:57] And it's not that I.

[00:21:58] Sorry.

[00:21:59] I shouldn't say I question him.

[00:22:01] It's just.

[00:22:01] I'd like to see that.

[00:22:05] Scenario.

[00:22:06] And I'd like to have seen him in that kind of a scenario.

[00:22:08] A few times this year.

[00:22:10] So that we could get an idea.

[00:22:11] How to.

[00:22:11] How he deals with it.

[00:22:12] Because next year.

[00:22:13] There will be plenty of games.

[00:22:15] Where we're in those scenarios.

[00:22:17] And.

[00:22:17] And it will be new to him.

[00:22:19] Or will be new to us.

[00:22:21] Seeing him in that scenario.

[00:22:22] You know.

[00:22:24] I just.

[00:22:25] As I said.

[00:22:26] It's nothing against Brad.

[00:22:27] I just.

[00:22:27] I would just love to have seen him.

[00:22:29] In that scenario.

[00:22:30] So that we could be confident.

[00:22:32] Going into next season.

[00:22:33] That he's.

[00:22:34] Able to.

[00:22:35] To deal with that.

[00:22:37] Three.

[00:22:37] Four.

[00:22:37] Five saves.

[00:22:38] In short periods of time.

[00:22:40] Our number of balls.

[00:22:41] Coming into the box.

[00:22:43] And you know.

[00:22:44] Consistent crosses.

[00:22:45] And their ability to.

[00:22:46] To come and take them.

[00:22:47] And that.

[00:22:47] But.

[00:22:48] We haven't at any stage of the season.

[00:22:50] Been under any amount of consistent pressure.

[00:22:53] In any game.

[00:22:53] And.

[00:22:54] I just think.

[00:22:56] It would have been better.

[00:22:57] If we had been.

[00:22:58] And we would have had a better idea.

[00:22:59] How he would cope in those scenarios.

[00:23:01] If that makes sense.

[00:23:04] Wayne.

[00:23:05] I think he'll be.

[00:23:06] I'm confident he'll be fantastic next season.

[00:23:08] Every time he's been.

[00:23:09] Put under a small bit of pressure this season.

[00:23:11] I know.

[00:23:12] He hasn't been put under big pressure.

[00:23:13] As Deci was saying.

[00:23:14] But.

[00:23:15] I think he's done very well.

[00:23:16] Yeah.

[00:23:17] He.

[00:23:17] Look at the stats here.

[00:23:19] He's had.

[00:23:19] 1.8 saves per game.

[00:23:21] Which is.

[00:23:22] Quite.

[00:23:22] I think.

[00:23:23] You know.

[00:23:24] He might be getting too many shots on.

[00:23:26] But it's 81%.

[00:23:28] Of saves per game.

[00:23:29] Which is still quite good.

[00:23:30] I think.

[00:23:30] I know.

[00:23:32] The reason I think he's.

[00:23:34] Above average.

[00:23:35] I would say.

[00:23:36] A good keeper.

[00:23:37] Is because.

[00:23:37] Whenever he's been.

[00:23:38] His concentration is immense.

[00:23:39] I think.

[00:23:39] I think his concentration.

[00:23:40] He could be sitting there for 20 minutes.

[00:23:41] Something happening.

[00:23:43] And then a shot comes in.

[00:23:44] He saves it.

[00:23:44] And that's something our keepers didn't have.

[00:23:46] For a while.

[00:23:47] I don't even think Harrington had it.

[00:23:49] He was a good keeper.

[00:23:49] But he.

[00:23:51] He wasn't.

[00:23:52] I think it's very important.

[00:23:53] For a goalkeeper.

[00:23:55] His passing range.

[00:23:56] Seems to be 89%.

[00:23:57] Which is quite good too.

[00:23:58] It's high.

[00:23:58] It's higher than the city average.

[00:24:00] You know.

[00:24:01] And I know a lot of them.

[00:24:02] Is probably short passes to the back four.

[00:24:03] But still.

[00:24:04] It's impressive.

[00:24:05] 19 clean sheets.

[00:24:07] I don't know.

[00:24:08] I think he's worth.

[00:24:09] He deserves a shot in the way.

[00:24:11] Whether he wants it.

[00:24:12] That's another story.

[00:24:13] Absolutely.

[00:24:14] Absolutely he deserves a shot.

[00:24:14] I'm not saying that at all.

[00:24:15] I'm just saying.

[00:24:16] When you look at the overall contest.

[00:24:18] I would love to have seen four or five games.

[00:24:20] Where he was under some form of consistent pressure.

[00:24:22] And maybe in a 20 or 30 minute period.

[00:24:24] Just that we would be completely confident.

[00:24:26] Going into next season.

[00:24:27] That he can deal with that.

[00:24:29] But.

[00:24:29] I think undoubtedly.

[00:24:30] He'll be our number one.

[00:24:31] If he stays around.

[00:24:33] Which I presume he will.

[00:24:35] I think a backup is very important.

[00:24:38] Experienced backup in their 30s.

[00:24:39] Just in case something goes wrong.

[00:24:40] He can go in.

[00:24:42] He's experienced enough to kind of get on the pitch.

[00:24:44] And.

[00:24:45] Do the job.

[00:24:46] You know.

[00:24:47] I mean Jesus Christ.

[00:24:48] How many goalkeepers did we have last year?

[00:24:50] Number.

[00:24:50] Number.

[00:24:51] Number Toby.

[00:24:52] All the way.

[00:24:53] First game of the season.

[00:24:54] Balls.

[00:24:54] Shad himself.

[00:24:56] None of the keepers were good.

[00:24:58] Even.

[00:24:58] Terran Brooks.

[00:24:59] Who was in the.

[00:24:59] Under 21 squad.

[00:25:00] He wasn't that good.

[00:25:01] Like.

[00:25:02] He was good.

[00:25:03] He was a starter in the under 21 squad.

[00:25:05] Wasn't he?

[00:25:06] For us.

[00:25:06] I don't think he was spectacular really.

[00:25:08] And.

[00:25:08] That's.

[00:25:08] My worst fear is.

[00:25:10] We get some under 21 fella from England in.

[00:25:12] As a backup.

[00:25:13] Or challenging him.

[00:25:14] We just need some.

[00:25:15] 34.

[00:25:16] 35.

[00:25:16] 36 year old.

[00:25:17] We really do.

[00:25:18] Where you get him.

[00:25:19] I don't know.

[00:25:19] Like.

[00:25:19] I don't know where to get him from.

[00:25:20] That's what.

[00:25:21] He's probably not getting it from England.

[00:25:23] Because he's not gonna.

[00:25:23] He's probably gonna have family and kids and everything over there.

[00:25:25] So.

[00:25:26] Be a tough one like.

[00:25:27] Yeah.

[00:25:28] That's the thing like.

[00:25:29] Maybe we have to get a low on him.

[00:25:31] Maybe.

[00:25:31] Maybe.

[00:25:31] We have no choice but.

[00:25:33] Alright.

[00:25:34] It's now time to talk about the.

[00:25:36] Go on Deke.

[00:25:38] I was just gonna say like.

[00:25:40] Squad is gonna be.

[00:25:41] Absolutely vital next year.

[00:25:43] Very very important.

[00:25:44] It's not just about 11.

[00:25:46] It's not about 14.

[00:25:46] Like there has to be.

[00:25:48] A squad in the back of players.

[00:25:50] Have to be a much higher caliber.

[00:25:52] Than what the backup players last year were.

[00:25:55] Obviously the starting players have to be.

[00:25:57] A much higher caliber as well.

[00:25:58] But those squad players and those backup players.

[00:26:00] Have to be a much higher caliber.

[00:26:02] Than.

[00:26:03] Than the squad we had last year.

[00:26:04] And look.

[00:26:05] We all know the mistakes that were made.

[00:26:07] In recruitment last year.

[00:26:09] And we all just presume that they won't be repeated.

[00:26:12] But any football club in the world.

[00:26:14] Not just in the League of Ireland.

[00:26:16] It's defined by your recruitment.

[00:26:18] It's the one area that you have to get the majority of your decisions correct.

[00:26:22] Last year we didn't.

[00:26:23] This year we have to.

[00:26:25] It's just beyond vital.

[00:26:27] Like it's all about recruitment.

[00:26:29] If.

[00:26:30] Did I ask this question even last week?

[00:26:31] See I'm running out of questions now as well.

[00:26:33] Are you still.

[00:26:34] Who are you bringing in next season?

[00:26:36] I feel like I even did.

[00:26:38] It's Groundhog Day on this pod to be honest.

[00:26:39] This is Dutch.

[00:26:40] It is Groundhog Day.

[00:26:41] I'll give you the same answer I did last week.

[00:26:43] Douglas James Taylor.

[00:26:45] Andrade.

[00:26:46] That changed my mind.

[00:26:47] Who was the villain again actually you said last?

[00:26:50] Your footballing event.

[00:26:51] Heaney wasn't it?

[00:26:52] His family were sat in front of me.

[00:26:55] At the Jogs-Wexfield game.

[00:26:56] I should have told him.

[00:26:58] Did you tell him?

[00:26:59] No of course I didn't.

[00:27:01] His sister there about 10 years of age.

[00:27:04] Like.

[00:27:05] Jackie thinks your brother's a bollocks.

[00:27:08] Yeah.

[00:27:09] I never said that.

[00:27:10] I just said he was on my list of footballing villains.

[00:27:12] I never used any language or wording to describe him.

[00:27:16] That's all I said.

[00:27:17] Like the night of that game against.

[00:27:20] The crowd from Luxembourg.

[00:27:22] That's Shet missed the penalty in Turner's crowd.

[00:27:25] Progress.

[00:27:25] Progress Niederkorn.

[00:27:26] And his family were sitting in the seats in front of us.

[00:27:29] My face was puce red.

[00:27:31] From biting my tongue.

[00:27:33] Because I couldn't open my mouth.

[00:27:35] Like.

[00:27:35] I wouldn't when I knew who they were.

[00:27:37] Like.

[00:27:38] My good God.

[00:27:39] I just wanted a.

[00:27:42] I did ask his brother if they wanted to buy.

[00:27:44] Buy a couple of nights in Glasgow.

[00:27:46] Which he thought was funny.

[00:27:49] But yeah.

[00:27:50] It was.

[00:27:50] It was an interesting 90 minutes for Jackie.

[00:27:53] That night in particular.

[00:27:55] Wait Wayne.

[00:27:55] Are you working on some sort of files or something?

[00:27:57] No.

[00:27:58] I'm doing the stats for a treaty game.

[00:28:00] Jesus.

[00:28:01] Fair play to you.

[00:28:01] We're moving on to that one next.

[00:28:02] Anyway.

[00:28:03] It's.

[00:28:04] City won.

[00:28:05] Treaty won.

[00:28:06] Treaty get the goal after two minutes.

[00:28:08] I haven't finished yet.

[00:28:10] Keep talking.

[00:28:11] I'll go to Jackie here first.

[00:28:13] Stop yawning Jackie.

[00:28:14] F***ing yawning.

[00:28:15] He's low on his blood sugar.

[00:28:16] Go get some.

[00:28:17] I'm bored.

[00:28:18] Go get some luba.

[00:28:19] Whatever you're using yourself.

[00:28:20] I'm just tired.

[00:28:21] I'm not sleeping at all.

[00:28:23] Worried about next season.

[00:28:25] At Cian Coleman.

[00:28:26] Ties the game.

[00:28:28] People are saying it's like a worldly.

[00:28:29] And a puss.

[00:28:30] Like I know they're being ironic when you say a puss gasp.

[00:28:32] But.

[00:28:33] I don't think it was as good of a shot as people are making out.

[00:28:35] It was Dan.

[00:28:37] Come on.

[00:28:38] Dan.

[00:28:38] Dan.

[00:28:39] Why do you hate him?

[00:28:40] Not to take the joy out of it.

[00:28:45] He's taller than me.

[00:28:48] Isn't everybody.

[00:28:49] How tall are you?

[00:28:50] Actually.

[00:28:50] You never.

[00:28:51] How tall are you?

[00:28:52] I'm claiming 5'11".

[00:28:54] 5'11".

[00:28:55] I'm 5'11 and a half.

[00:28:56] I claimed a half.

[00:28:58] If I were my shoes I'm 6 foot so it's good.

[00:29:01] Yeah.

[00:29:01] I'd make this.

[00:29:02] I'd make the 6 foot now with the shoes.

[00:29:04] But.

[00:29:04] You're never measured with the shoes like.

[00:29:07] Stuck.

[00:29:08] Stucked 5'11".

[00:29:09] On the dating apps now I was 6 foot like.

[00:29:16] So how did those apps go Dan?

[00:29:18] Let's get into your love life.

[00:29:19] No.

[00:29:19] No.

[00:29:20] We're not talking about dating apps now lads.

[00:29:22] Come on.

[00:29:23] Absolutely are.

[00:29:24] I know people like Eric and.

[00:29:25] No.

[00:29:26] They're from the forum.

[00:29:27] They don't like this.

[00:29:27] But I think it's fantastic.

[00:29:29] Let's learn more.

[00:29:30] Actually Dan you had a piece to put into here this week.

[00:29:33] And you said you wouldn't tell us until the pod.

[00:29:34] I said I was going to shock you actually.

[00:29:38] Oh yeah.

[00:29:39] We live.

[00:29:40] Myself and the girlfriend.

[00:29:41] We live pretty sure.

[00:29:43] What?

[00:29:45] What the fuck?

[00:29:46] Since when?

[00:29:51] Did she move into your place?

[00:29:53] Yeah.

[00:29:53] That's how we met.

[00:29:57] That's how you met?

[00:29:58] That's how we met.

[00:29:59] She moved in.

[00:30:00] She moved.

[00:30:01] That's why she's always downstairs.

[00:30:04] She lives in a f***ing house.

[00:30:06] See this is.

[00:30:08] This is blowing my f***ing mind.

[00:30:13] So like.

[00:30:14] Okay.

[00:30:14] Hang on.

[00:30:15] Do you share rooms?

[00:30:16] Are you like in different rooms?

[00:30:18] And now suddenly.

[00:30:18] Like.

[00:30:19] Well.

[00:30:19] Why are your flags still on the wall Dan?

[00:30:21] In all fairness.

[00:30:23] She said nothing about the flags.

[00:30:24] She said nothing about the flags.

[00:30:26] That's a worry.

[00:30:27] That's actually a worry Dan.

[00:30:28] It's like saying I'm fine.

[00:30:29] I'm fine means I'm not fine at all whatsoever Daniel.

[00:30:32] No she didn't say that.

[00:30:33] She just never said anything about them.

[00:30:36] So which room do you.

[00:30:38] I don't even want to know.

[00:30:40] It's my room.

[00:30:41] It's a double.

[00:30:42] Yeah.

[00:30:42] The double right there.

[00:30:43] To be fair now.

[00:30:44] To be fair now.

[00:30:45] That.

[00:30:45] That Keane Coleman goes f***ing cracker lads.

[00:30:48] Great.

[00:30:50] So does she.

[00:30:51] Is she in the same room as you.

[00:30:52] Or are you separate rooms?

[00:30:56] She moved into a different room obviously.

[00:30:58] He's hating his life here.

[00:30:59] No this is the same room basically.

[00:31:01] Well obviously she moved into a different room.

[00:31:03] I was just going to ask.

[00:31:08] Could she.

[00:31:09] Could she not.

[00:31:09] I can see you writing.

[00:31:11] Could she not sublet that room no.

[00:31:13] Probably.

[00:31:13] Well if they get in a fight like they want to.

[00:31:16] Yeah true actually.

[00:31:17] No you don't want to do that Dan.

[00:31:19] So I was picturing you writing in the lad for it going.

[00:31:22] Room sharing available.

[00:31:23] Must be female.

[00:31:24] Teacher.

[00:31:24] 25.

[00:31:27] Female.

[00:31:27] From Mayo.

[00:31:30] Oh God.

[00:31:31] That's magic.

[00:31:33] So how many in the house now?

[00:31:34] Three of you.

[00:31:35] One's an actor.

[00:31:36] So he's basically never here.

[00:31:37] So we've been in the house in the round last month.

[00:31:41] So how long has she been living there?

[00:31:44] Mid August.

[00:31:47] Jeez you're a fast mover Dan.

[00:31:49] I tell ya.

[00:31:51] That's a word.

[00:31:53] Jesus.

[00:31:53] That goes wrong.

[00:31:55] You're screwed like.

[00:31:57] It's a risk I'm willing to take like.

[00:32:00] Jesus.

[00:32:01] It's way more screwed when it goes right.

[00:32:03] Well.

[00:32:03] Well.

[00:32:04] Well.

[00:32:04] It'll be a case of.

[00:32:06] Last in first out.

[00:32:07] Like if that ever does go wrong.

[00:32:09] I'd say so.

[00:32:10] Isn't it always.

[00:32:11] Isn't it always.

[00:32:13] But come here lad.

[00:32:14] What about that Keane Coleman goal?

[00:32:16] What about that Keane Coleman goal?

[00:32:18] Great goal wasn't it?

[00:32:20] I thought it was fantastic yeah.

[00:32:22] Yeah it was alright like.

[00:32:25] Anybody see the treaty goal?

[00:32:28] I don't remember it.

[00:32:30] I don't remember it.

[00:32:30] I don't remember it.

[00:32:30] I'm actually his dad's house.

[00:32:31] I can't get out of it.

[00:32:35] It's because you never saw it.

[00:32:36] It wasn't shown.

[00:32:38] It wasn't shown.

[00:32:38] Oh yes.

[00:32:39] Yes.

[00:32:40] I saw the replay.

[00:32:41] But actually.

[00:32:41] And you see the ball going.

[00:32:42] Yeah.

[00:32:43] One of these evenings.

[00:32:45] I'll surprise you.

[00:32:46] And we'll get around the pod.

[00:32:47] If we win.

[00:32:48] At the football content awards.

[00:32:49] Oh.

[00:32:50] The lads in the forum.

[00:32:51] Absolutely.

[00:32:51] Last pod of the year.

[00:32:52] Last pod of the year.

[00:32:53] We need to do it.

[00:32:54] Yeah.

[00:32:54] If we win.

[00:32:55] Yeah.

[00:32:56] Top three.

[00:32:56] Top three.

[00:32:57] But it was just because the stream wasn't working.

[00:32:59] That you couldn't see it.

[00:33:00] Like.

[00:33:00] Do you know.

[00:33:00] I don't think that's.

[00:33:02] I mean that's right.

[00:33:04] We're doing a patron episode of this.

[00:33:06] I don't understand.

[00:33:07] Here we've given them absolute sweet F all.

[00:33:10] The last.

[00:33:11] Three.

[00:33:11] Four months.

[00:33:12] I know.

[00:33:13] We'll do this though.

[00:33:14] We'll do this.

[00:33:14] We'll do it.

[00:33:16] I won't mention her name.

[00:33:18] Dan and X.

[00:33:18] We call her X.

[00:33:19] Okay.

[00:33:20] You might as well.

[00:33:20] It's Nicole.

[00:33:21] So there you go.

[00:33:22] There we go.

[00:33:23] What did Nicole think of Ian Coleman's goal?

[00:33:26] Will I go down and ask her?

[00:33:29] Tell her.

[00:33:29] Come on.

[00:33:30] No.

[00:33:30] It's okay.

[00:33:31] It's okay.

[00:33:32] No.

[00:33:33] No.

[00:33:33] No.

[00:33:33] No.

[00:33:33] No.

[00:33:33] No.

[00:33:33] No.

[00:33:33] We need to get.

[00:33:34] We need to get to the bottom of the non-working stream.

[00:33:36] I think that's the most important thing though.

[00:33:38] And why we.

[00:33:39] Why nobody has seen this.

[00:33:41] This.

[00:33:41] This.

[00:33:42] Go on.

[00:33:42] Declan.

[00:33:43] Ghost.

[00:33:44] Someone's obviously.

[00:33:44] Ghost goal.

[00:33:45] Tell us about it.

[00:33:46] Thank you.

[00:33:46] What happened.

[00:33:47] Let's go step by step.

[00:33:48] What happened.

[00:33:48] I can't tell you about it.

[00:33:49] Because we didn't see it.

[00:33:51] We're showing a replay.

[00:33:51] We're showing someone the club was on to you this week.

[00:33:53] Comes back.

[00:33:54] And the ball's in the net.

[00:33:55] And it's like.

[00:33:56] Well.

[00:33:56] Why can't we just go back and show a replay of the goal.

[00:33:58] And it looks like.

[00:34:00] There's nobody recording.

[00:34:01] If a replay is being shown.

[00:34:02] Then the cameras aren't recording for some reason.

[00:34:04] And they couldn't get up.

[00:34:05] And there's no footage of this goal.

[00:34:07] And it could have been a cracker.

[00:34:08] It seems like it was a cracker.

[00:34:10] 20 yards.

[00:34:11] Was it?

[00:34:11] 25 yards.

[00:34:13] That's.

[00:34:13] I think it's.

[00:34:15] Gold season.

[00:34:16] The whole thing.

[00:34:16] To be honest with you.

[00:34:17] Lee Devitt deserves his moment of fame.

[00:34:19] This should have been coming to watch again.

[00:34:20] What's the ring decky like?

[00:34:21] Well.

[00:34:22] It's.

[00:34:22] It's.

[00:34:23] Match watch like.

[00:34:24] I don't know.

[00:34:25] Don't go a button will ya?

[00:34:26] You know.

[00:34:27] Okay.

[00:34:39] thing is i don't know if people noticed or not but the 3d united goal wasn't shown on the stream

[00:34:44] it looks like because they were showing a replay of something that had happened previous

[00:34:48] that that the stream missed the goal and there's no um footage of that's right i was wondering why

[00:34:55] didn't see the goal it's quite i assumed it was a filling frank or something here who's the buck on

[00:34:59] commentary alan yeah the lads were up at the um the radio awards up in dublin that night

[00:35:07] i don't i didn't catch his name because i was late yeah i was late there was carnage on the trains

[00:35:15] um so the whole country came to a standstill so i didn't get home until about 20 days

[00:35:19] so i missed the first minutes of the game a cock train broke down in portly and the whole

[00:35:25] country came to a standstill bull rail network just fell apart i was in was it your man's fault

[00:35:31] again for i tell you this when i was in limerick junction for over two hours waiting for a train

[00:35:36] like not a happy why don't they actually yeah why don't they actually have to track onto limerick

[00:35:41] instead of limerick junction i don't understand that why is limerick junction even exist

[00:35:46] so you can train so you can change trains like limerick junction's in tipperary like

[00:35:51] and you change trains and obviously you get to train into limerick then or you can change for

[00:35:55] gal where it's it's it's a handy spot for changing trains i know nothing about trains like what

[00:35:59] it was a lot there on twitter the malo rail station employee the month was telling me all this stuff

[00:36:05] like anyway back to the game um yeah don't know who was in the commentary dan

[00:36:17] you think after how long are we banging on with this four years they'd have fixed the broadband

[00:36:21] and they still haven't fixed it and it seems to me here they listen about the flags but they won't

[00:36:25] listen to that no one's making an effort like just hire someone who's qualified to do it and fix it

[00:36:31] it's really not that difficult really it's the m yeah i don't know when you'd help that

[00:36:37] that wouldn't be my area but i know people who could help no problem there you go now

[00:36:43] someone from the club might be contacting you about um the wi-fi someone from the club will

[00:36:47] if they didn't contact me last week they'll never contact me dan i've seen to be the only person

[00:36:52] in court congratulations for winning who complained on twitter who wasn't contacted so anyway

[00:36:57] it was a little test but it it worked what was what was this test can't can't i've been muzzled

[00:37:05] dan i've been muzzled hit the comedy again hit the comedy button again there was there was a bit

[00:37:11] more on comedy watch this week than uh we actually realized there's a lot of more comedy watch

[00:37:14] that we can't talk about that trust me it's the end of the season now we're trying to no genuinely

[00:37:21] we're trying to be pro club or at least not negative because there's no need to be negative

[00:37:26] about the multiple things i have a list here in front of me that has happened this week but anyway look

[00:37:32] just be positive oh come here come come me watch we forgot about it

[00:37:37] aren't all the volunteers invited

[00:37:49] do you see all the volunteers were invited to a special celebration night in the body

[00:37:54] after the after the wexford game

[00:37:58] wristbands only

[00:37:59] well not all the volunteers the majority of volunteers some volunteers haven't been invited

[00:38:05] but that's not hitting that's that's neither here nor there um but it's interesting fair play

[00:38:11] it's good to give the volunteers that night out

[00:38:13] it's brilliant it's gonna be a free night

[00:38:15] presume it's gonna be a free night and all the players and tim and all you know great transfer

[00:38:19] photographs and um you know a bit of interaction with the with the playing staff and things like

[00:38:28] that and fair play to dormit for for doing the free bar for the night for all the volunteers and

[00:38:32] the rest of it you know it's absolutely it's great news and it's it's absolutely massively to be admired

[00:38:37] and no it is like i think not that they weren't valued i think they were but it was kind of the whole

[00:38:45] stick of we all the club was used not against volunteers but to kind of keep them sweet whereas

[00:38:52] now it's harder to get the volunteers so actually yeah fair play to the club for putting it on because um

[00:38:57] do you know it it's tanking them and it's making them feel important i think it's very it's vital going

[00:39:02] forward because i think a lesson was learned really when a lot of the volunteers kind of not disappeared

[00:39:08] but kind of said you know we're not needed anymore you need to show love and they're showing love so

[00:39:12] fair play agree yeah completely are we having a toe tapper um night night this night this year we had no

[00:39:19] christmas do last year there's a pub there's a pub on um i was in there about two weeks ago on

[00:39:25] on our plunker street down by the brogue can't get a name used to be the grattan not anymore anyway

[00:39:30] it was good fun conway's yard is it couldn't tell you dan but we should go there we should have a

[00:39:36] night right we pick a night and we just go and everyone's invited what do you think respends

[00:39:43] only you don't want certain people like no everyone's we're not going to book it we're just going to go

[00:39:47] to a pub and say we're all going here join us or don't join us it's up to you and i guarantee a few

[00:39:51] will and so you won't but who cares so what are you doing when you're kind of doing a meet and

[00:39:55] greet with wayne is it come into the pub and you can meet me and have a drink with me here look

[00:40:00] deckie if that's how we fill the place let's do it let's hear this is more wayne linicerno than

[00:40:07] wayne mullins to be honest with you i might do a dance for you you never know drinks with scotty

[00:40:13] what a what a night out what a night that'll be we have to kill him as well by the center season

[00:40:19] right he's he's he's a troublemaker and he doesn't exist anymore so he he will be dying at the end of

[00:40:23] this podcast year who will scotty gone ah stop scotty's around with 30 years can't take scotty

[00:40:33] over the equation he's gone like he's a troublemaker i don't want to be associated with him anymore

[00:40:37] he's too much of a troublemaker you changed man you changed here positive who got you who got you

[00:40:47] i want to know who got you what have they promised you look i'm not saying anything but i got a good

[00:40:52] few golf lessons up in the k club recently that's all i'm saying you know i see uh did you use your

[00:41:00] walk on music who did you why can't we be friends looking back at it boy that was mental like

[00:41:10] and the email we got about having this mental part they bought into it or some people bought into it

[00:41:15] we yeah exactly we don't think it's appropriate that you're like i mean how could you listen to

[00:41:19] that and think it was in any way serious like you know we're only going to say three clubs we're

[00:41:24] gonna have walk on music i mean it's making three clubs ah stories we could tell i think i

[00:41:37] personally we've taught the club a lot of things in the last two years i think we should be we should

[00:41:42] be thanked for it and invited to this event free drink for everyone

[00:41:49] oh god we'll be in rising suns brewery across the way glaring in at them treaty united uh jakey

[00:41:56] anyone that impress you from this game besides keean colman uh not really to be honest with you i

[00:42:03] mean it's it's it's the fourth time now we've played treaty and we failed to beat them any of the

[00:42:08] four times like fair play to treaty united but like i i was thinking after the game and i was thinking on

[00:42:15] saturday like are we stupid to ignore what we're seeing in front of us like everybody and we're all

[00:42:21] at it and we're just like ah season's over we've been promoted you know we're just looking forward to

[00:42:27] next season but there are these really really at best average performances at worst poor performances

[00:42:34] and they're happening in front of us and they're now happening week after week and i'm just starting

[00:42:39] to think like are we mad to completely ignore what we're seeing and just go with the whole ah we'll be

[00:42:47] grand next season because i'm starting to think that do you have to take notice of what you're seeing and

[00:42:53] you have to start thinking about what you're seeing and maybe there's a bit more shopping needed to be

[00:42:58] done than than than people first thought and i still see and i don't know what people tongue in cheek

[00:43:04] or what they're on the forum today and i know some of it is tongue in cheek about challenging for europe

[00:43:09] and all this care for like i mean i just i just can't like i can't see it i hope i'm wrong i genuinely

[00:43:16] hope they do but as i said earlier it all comes down to recruitment and if we're challenging for europe

[00:43:21] or if the ambition or the purpose of next season is to challenge for europe i think you have to say

[00:43:28] goodbye to three quarters of that squad you know i don't like that's just the way i would see it and

[00:43:36] i think i think we need to start taking notice as well of these performances because

[00:43:44] they're they're they're slack and they're off and they're poor and it's it would be mental of us not to

[00:43:53] start taking that into our considerations for about what happens next year

[00:43:57] when care to respond yeah deck is right i think like i know a lot of clubs take the foot off the

[00:44:03] gas and i get that it's natural if we were like unbeaten this season i think we'd see a different

[00:44:08] team i think they'd have something to play for we've got to play for and i think he's kind of not

[00:44:14] hate the word weeding out but it's what is the word the players he doesn't need and i think if we can

[00:44:19] get more investment in the club we can go forward do you know have the thunder gods looking down on us

[00:44:27] like and um get a few more players in and i want to aim for europe why not like why you said last

[00:44:33] week aim for the moon and get the stars aim for the stars you get to the moon whatever it was

[00:44:36] end up amongst the stars amongst the stars exactly do you know pick a big bright one and go for it

[00:44:43] the roman equivalent of jupiter is looking down on us here is there anything else to be said uh

[00:44:49] for saying another mess about the street again when what were your general thoughts on it

[00:44:53] um did you really care no i do of course i care watching them um it was the jason shatterhand derby

[00:44:59] that's the last one for a while i'd say so um hopefully jesus hopefully hopefully i've done

[00:45:06] dog has a proper this for a while unless you know a batter in an fay in a fay cup game next year

[00:45:10] yeah um oh it's not sad to lead this league i tell you i can't wait it's just depressing and

[00:45:18] they thought of playing bows and shells and it's nice you know it's nice to kind of get crowds back

[00:45:23] and get the people going and you know crack on was it a good game not really did i enjoy the goal i

[00:45:31] thought it was a fantastic goal it was a superb finish what would matter what way you look at it

[00:45:36] um probably our goal of the season i would say yeah fair shot i was gonna say i know but i can't i can't

[00:45:46] think of another goal to be honest right is that uh the treaty game don't dicky you want to say it

[00:45:50] and let's probably wrap up and move on for half time just one more point about next season

[00:45:57] and the premier division and the way it is at the moment the ceiling might not be as high

[00:46:02] as it was previously but the floor has definitely risen and the floor is definitely higher

[00:46:07] and and the teams down the bottom are better and are actually much better than they were last season

[00:46:15] or the last two or three seasons and that's why the league is so condensed and why the top teams have

[00:46:21] so few points and then these going to be won this year with probably 60 points which would be the

[00:46:26] lowest point total in in 25 30 years whatever it is that's because the bottom teams have gotten better

[00:46:32] and have made up ground and um as i said recruitment we just need to make sure our recruitment is right

[00:46:40] because the floor is much higher where the ceiling obviously isn't as high right floor is higher but

[00:46:47] the ceiling isn't as high okay just takes a second yeah got it i know exactly what it's all about i get

[00:46:54] it now it took a minute to kind of floor and the ceiling they're getting nearer to each other

[00:46:58] yeah that concludes uh the first half toe tapper uh go vote for us anyway first of all be sure to vote

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[00:47:25] place is still a win dan third place is still a win here it's a win for us being there so look

[00:47:30] yeah absolutely we'll take that but it would be nice that would be nice to push on uh come back to us in

[00:47:35] the second half we'll have the athlon preview if i remember to call it out um we'll find out if gary

[00:47:41] hunt is under pressure might be twisting the tail this week uh i was gonna say mailbag and then we'll end

[00:47:47] the pod i guess we might find out when who do we have any for here for the um

[00:47:52] no no no no no we'll go to no no no no no we'll go to no no no no no

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[00:48:52] Welcome back to part two, So Sapper. It's now time to find out if Gary Hunt is under pressure.

[00:48:58] No, before you do that, just before you do, can I, there's a button here and I'm looking at it for

[00:49:03] the last 10 minutes, right? And now I've decided I want to press it, right? And it's labelled Mr. Big

[00:49:10] stuff, and I don't know what it is, or what it's in. That's for the golf walk-on music, that was for me

[00:49:15] for the golf walk-on music. Was it? Play it away there. Yeah. Press it and see what it is.

[00:49:38] So this was your walk-on music for the golf, genuinely, is that what that is?

[00:49:42] The screen would call that out as that, yeah. Man, how's that still sitting there two years later,

[00:49:48] lad? That's only about a year and two, three months later. Still a long time to be sitting

[00:49:56] on the soundboard looking up at me. There's another one here. I think I played this last

[00:50:02] song, Hate Scotty. That's also the golf walk-on. Yeah, I'm not going to start pressing random

[00:50:13] buttons, because I don't think people liked that the last time we did it. So, look, I'm happy now I

[00:50:19] pressed it and I don't know what it was.

[00:50:25] I have no idea the score.

[00:50:32] All time at home.

[00:50:36] You've ruined it.

[00:50:38] Abbott with two. Scored in the eight minutes of 10-team.

[00:50:46] Gary Hood under pressure.

[00:50:53] He still is. He still is. I mean, he actually went up the place to the table, fair play.

[00:50:59] He's only overtaken three, do you like?

[00:51:01] Two-year deal, lads.

[00:51:02] Jesus, I can't wait to let it all bump into him again.

[00:51:05] Did someone mention the water for women's job? Did I dream that?

[00:51:13] No, it has been said, yeah. It was said on Last Damas. Eileen has been saying the last six months

[00:51:18] to watch Gary Hunt for the Waterford women's job. We all thought it would go to Jess, but

[00:51:26] Jess, because it's a full-time gig, the Waterford women's job is a full-time gig next year.

[00:51:33] Jess can't commit to a full-time or doesn't want to commit to a full-time position.

[00:51:37] So they did advertise it. And yeah, Gary Hunt's name would be one of those names that people

[00:51:42] would be watching in connection with that job.

[00:51:45] Interesting.

[00:51:46] His grumbling is in women's football and in women's football in Waterford.

[00:51:49] Like, he would be very...

[00:51:51] He would have to get down on to Last Damas next season for...

[00:51:54] Is he under pressure?

[00:51:55] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:51:57] It would be the first crossover between the pods.

[00:52:01] What are we going on to here? An Athlon preview.

[00:52:04] Do we not do one word?

[00:52:07] Oh, shh.

[00:52:12] Mine done. Back it up.

[00:52:16] This is definitely what the Sawgreens podcast in four years.

[00:52:20] Without doubt, like...

[00:52:21] I think it's quite fun.

[00:52:22] Love it.

[00:52:22] I think it's quite funny.

[00:52:25] Right, well, do you have the MVP theme music there, Dickie?

[00:52:29] You want MVP? I thought you were doing one word.

[00:52:31] That's fine.

[00:52:32] We will go to that down second.

[00:52:33] We'll spice it up a bit first.

[00:52:36] You can never find stuff when you aren't there, then.

[00:52:39] Okay.

[00:52:40] The most prestigious award in world football.

[00:52:44] It's the other three amigos.

[00:52:48] MVP.

[00:52:58] Keane Coleman wins with 55% of the vote.

[00:53:01] In second place was Brad Wade.

[00:53:03] 18% majestic Dyches deal.

[00:53:07] In third of 14%.

[00:53:08] And Matthew Kiernan.

[00:53:10] In fourth with 13% of the vote.

[00:53:12] We now go to your one word answer.

[00:53:15] Good save, Dan.

[00:53:18] That commie account.

[00:53:20] The guy with the...

[00:53:21] Did you see a tweet last week?

[00:53:23] I did.

[00:53:24] I copped it now before he deleted it.

[00:53:26] But...

[00:53:26] Yeah.

[00:53:28] The guy I called a parody account once

[00:53:30] and he nearly killed me first.

[00:53:32] But anyway.

[00:53:34] He was looking well now with the old Russian gnocchi

[00:53:36] and his head in the city jacket.

[00:53:38] Wow.

[00:53:38] He says flaccid.

[00:53:39] Duncan Noonan says promotion.

[00:53:41] Kevin Cronin says letterous.

[00:53:43] Tony Tobin says screamer.

[00:53:46] David Crowley says moist.

[00:53:47] Jason Shanahan.

[00:53:49] The Jason Shanahan of the Jason Shanahan Derby

[00:53:51] says entertaining.

[00:53:53] Scott Buckley says captain.

[00:53:55] Dunnock says 77.

[00:53:57] It's obviously the minute.

[00:53:58] Keane Coleman scored the goal.

[00:54:00] Billy Dorney says gaholing.

[00:54:02] Yes, it is one word in brackets.

[00:54:05] Richie says wank.

[00:54:07] Sean says moist.

[00:54:10] Billy Crowley says stalemates.

[00:54:12] Jonathan Ockman says men.

[00:54:13] Dan, stop.

[00:54:14] Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

[00:54:15] Read out the last three together.

[00:54:18] Like back, back, back.

[00:54:19] Just the three words together.

[00:54:21] Cool.

[00:54:22] Wank, wank, moist.

[00:54:23] And then the next two.

[00:54:24] No, no, no.

[00:54:24] Start with Billy's.

[00:54:26] Billy's next one, next one.

[00:54:29] Keholing, wank, moist.

[00:54:31] There you go.

[00:54:36] Oh, God.

[00:54:36] I'm a child.

[00:54:38] Yeah, sure.

[00:54:38] Look, we all are.

[00:54:40] Speaking of being a child, right?

[00:54:41] Look up here.

[00:54:42] We could get Russian military Soviet Union hats

[00:54:47] for 15 pounds

[00:54:48] and they'd be delivered

[00:54:49] before the last one game of the season.

[00:54:53] Should we get a break of them?

[00:54:54] Could you get them customized?

[00:54:56] What are they called?

[00:54:57] They're called ear flaps.

[00:55:01] Could you imagine?

[00:55:02] Trapper hat, that's what they're called.

[00:55:03] Could you imagine?

[00:55:04] Could you imagine poor Mark Scanlon,

[00:55:05] the League of Ireland director,

[00:55:08] looking up as he sees me coming across the stand

[00:55:10] looking for him with the big Russian hat in me head?

[00:55:12] Ear flaps out.

[00:55:14] Scanlon, I want to talk to you.

[00:55:23] Jonathan Noxon says meh.

[00:55:24] Joel Angford says not good enough for Premier Division.

[00:55:28] Cillian says Wanda Williams.

[00:55:30] Thomas says toilet.

[00:55:31] Did something happen in the Jacks here?

[00:55:34] Because one person said letters

[00:55:35] and someone's after you're saying toilet.

[00:55:37] Roy O'Sullivan says wet.

[00:55:39] The Jacks in the Coral Road stand was closed,

[00:55:42] wasn't it, for the game?

[00:55:44] That's the one we built this year.

[00:55:46] We redesigned.

[00:55:47] Redesigned.

[00:55:48] I agree.

[00:55:49] Yeah.

[00:55:50] Mad.

[00:55:51] There was one of the,

[00:55:52] as I said,

[00:55:52] I couldn't make the game

[00:55:53] because I was stuck in Nirmic Station

[00:55:54] or Nirmic Junction,

[00:55:55] but there was one of the toilet blocks closed.

[00:55:57] I think it was the one

[00:55:58] in the Coral Road stand,

[00:55:59] so it was only the one

[00:55:59] in the Doney Ford Open,

[00:56:01] which is strange.

[00:56:02] I guess that's what people are on about.

[00:56:04] Brian says bang.

[00:56:06] Topper says pneumonia.

[00:56:07] Probably Fergus is listless.

[00:56:09] Ian Crowley says kryptonite.

[00:56:11] Anthony Falvey says rain.

[00:56:12] Garrett,

[00:56:13] F the balls.

[00:56:14] Barry says wankathon.

[00:56:15] Stephen says strike.

[00:56:17] Connor says superkeeper.

[00:56:19] And Ciaran Hess says limerick.

[00:56:22] Question mark.

[00:56:24] Deky,

[00:56:24] did you have a favourite?

[00:56:27] Kryptonite.

[00:56:28] Three,

[00:56:28] he have been our kryptonite this year.

[00:56:30] Like we have,

[00:56:31] we played him four times,

[00:56:32] four draws,

[00:56:33] three one alls,

[00:56:34] and a nail and nail.

[00:56:35] It's like,

[00:56:36] I saw somebody post somewhere,

[00:56:38] it must have been on the forums,

[00:56:39] like,

[00:56:40] do you really deserve to play

[00:56:41] Premier Division football?

[00:56:43] If you can't beat 3T United

[00:56:45] once in four games.

[00:56:47] Fair point.

[00:56:49] Well,

[00:56:49] we also left out the statistics

[00:56:50] for the match,

[00:56:51] but anyway,

[00:56:51] look.

[00:56:52] You're right.

[00:56:53] Does anyone really care like?

[00:56:55] Unbelievable.

[00:56:56] How can we go to an awards ceremony

[00:56:57] and we can't even get a game right?

[00:56:58] Four times we've made mistakes.

[00:57:00] Anyway.

[00:57:02] Nobody gives a shit anymore.

[00:57:07] Duncan Oonan

[00:57:08] had his match report out.

[00:57:09] We did publish it this time around,

[00:57:11] so,

[00:57:11] um,

[00:57:12] fair play to him.

[00:57:13] He's done great work on the,

[00:57:14] uh,

[00:57:16] I don't want you to say a written side

[00:57:17] of the taught episode.

[00:57:18] Thanks for having me on the cat.

[00:57:20] Outstanding.

[00:57:21] The Athlone.

[00:57:21] Outstanding.

[00:57:22] Fair play to him.

[00:57:23] The,

[00:57:24] the Athlone,

[00:57:27] the Athlone preview.

[00:57:30] This is going to be like the Chinese thing again.

[00:57:32] It's like,

[00:57:33] just the way you said it,

[00:57:34] rather than it actually being funny.

[00:57:36] Um,

[00:57:38] the Athlone preview.

[00:57:39] Um,

[00:57:40] I think it's at home.

[00:57:43] Did you,

[00:57:43] did you ever see the funny side

[00:57:44] to the Chinese thing?

[00:57:45] Did you say,

[00:57:46] I think we're at home?

[00:57:47] Did you actually just say that?

[00:57:48] We're away.

[00:57:48] We're away.

[00:57:49] We're away.

[00:57:49] Of course we're away.

[00:57:50] Dan,

[00:57:51] Dan,

[00:57:51] Dan,

[00:57:51] Dan.

[00:57:53] What do you mean?

[00:57:53] Of course we're away.

[00:57:54] We were home last week.

[00:57:55] We were home at the end of the season.

[00:57:57] But sure,

[00:57:57] that doesn't mean,

[00:57:58] this is what happens when you move in with someone,

[00:58:00] Dan.

[00:58:02] Lose all perception of reality.

[00:58:04] You know?

[00:58:06] Right.

[00:58:06] We're away anyway.

[00:58:08] Apparently,

[00:58:08] the Athlone,

[00:58:09] um,

[00:58:09] this,

[00:58:10] this Friday.

[00:58:11] We got to win it.

[00:58:13] Here.

[00:58:15] Should we say that probably about the treaty one?

[00:58:17] I know,

[00:58:18] but I think away there's less pressure.

[00:58:19] No fans.

[00:58:21] I think Dick is going to say this.

[00:58:22] I think we're going to batter them.

[00:58:24] That someone's you a battering.

[00:58:26] I think they are.

[00:58:26] This season.

[00:58:28] Probably start with Kean Murphy up front and bring on two lads after and go 4-3-3.

[00:58:33] Majestic,

[00:58:34] like,

[00:58:34] see the score of a hat trick.

[00:58:36] Are you going,

[00:58:36] battering anyone with Kean Murphy up top when?

[00:58:39] Harry,

[00:58:39] I,

[00:58:40] I,

[00:58:40] I'm not a Kean Murphy hater.

[00:58:43] I think he's got a place in the squad.

[00:58:46] I think he's different option.

[00:58:49] I'm going to say it.

[00:58:50] I'm going to say it.

[00:58:51] Okay.

[00:58:52] I'm keeping him next season.

[00:58:54] Ah,

[00:58:54] stop.

[00:58:55] Come on.

[00:58:56] Let's see.

[00:58:56] Let's keep some sense of reality around the place.

[00:58:59] No,

[00:59:00] genuinely.

[00:59:00] Like,

[00:59:00] I don't want to pick on players and I die for like,

[00:59:02] wait,

[00:59:02] I'm in love with him.

[00:59:04] What's your excuse?

[00:59:04] Some semblance of reality.

[00:59:05] Like,

[00:59:11] there's a difference option.

[00:59:13] He'll be cheap,

[00:59:14] cheap,

[00:59:15] cheerful.

[00:59:15] And you know,

[00:59:16] 10 minutes to go,

[00:59:17] one down to rovers,

[00:59:18] Kean Murphy comes on.

[00:59:20] Back in the net.

[00:59:21] Fist pump Murphy.

[00:59:23] I'll just let you sit in that there for a second.

[00:59:25] It's not that bad,

[00:59:26] lads.

[00:59:26] It's just an option.

[00:59:27] There's no problem having fell on two or three hundred could a week as an option.

[00:59:31] But you were on about getting into Europe.

[00:59:34] But you still need a different option.

[00:59:36] All we have right now is Keating McGuire.

[00:59:37] We're not going to get another top class striker to sign for us.

[00:59:40] There's no,

[00:59:40] it's not going to happen because a guy who's going to bang in 10,

[00:59:43] 15 goals is not going to sign for us knowing Keating McGuire is there.

[00:59:46] Right?

[00:59:47] Done and dusted.

[00:59:47] You ain't going to get a fella down from Dublin.

[00:59:49] You might get a lonely young fella from the UK.

[00:59:52] What are the options?

[00:59:54] Kean Murphy is a logical option to have as a backup.

[00:59:57] We need four strikers.

[00:59:59] Right?

[00:59:59] We need four.

[01:00:00] Five if we go 4-4-2.

[01:00:01] We won't go two up front,

[01:00:02] but we need four.

[01:00:03] You're going to have him,

[01:00:04] Kean Murphy,

[01:00:05] and you'd have maybe Harvey Skeeters.

[01:00:07] Is he good enough?

[01:00:08] I don't know.

[01:00:09] Dickie responds to that there.

[01:00:10] Who do you get as a backup striker?

[01:00:11] Who do you get in?

[01:00:12] I'm just going to wake in the middle of the night going,

[01:00:14] no,

[01:00:15] no,

[01:00:16] no.

[01:00:22] My reasoning.

[01:00:23] No,

[01:00:24] I don't see your logic.

[01:00:25] I don't.

[01:00:25] Genuinely,

[01:00:25] I don't.

[01:00:26] You're not going to get a top class.

[01:00:28] No,

[01:00:29] I'm being serious now.

[01:00:29] And you're getting me going and whatnot.

[01:00:31] But,

[01:00:32] no.

[01:00:32] You're not going to get a top class striker

[01:00:34] to come in behind Murphy,

[01:00:36] or Keating McGuire.

[01:00:38] Murphy,

[01:00:39] he's living in the area.

[01:00:41] Not cheap as chips,

[01:00:42] you'd want to say that,

[01:00:42] but like,

[01:00:42] he's a cheaper option,

[01:00:44] different option,

[01:00:45] leaving there.

[01:00:46] Josh Fitzpatrick was more of a winger.

[01:00:48] You're not going to get another good striker in

[01:00:49] unless they're 19 from the UK.

[01:00:51] And that's,

[01:00:52] can't do that in the Premier Division anymore.

[01:00:53] We tried that so many times.

[01:00:55] So many times.

[01:00:56] Getting these UK fellow lads over.

[01:00:58] Didn't work.

[01:00:59] Keating Murphy's an option.

[01:01:00] Decky,

[01:01:01] the floor is yours.

[01:01:02] No,

[01:01:03] I just,

[01:01:03] no,

[01:01:03] no,

[01:01:04] I'm not,

[01:01:04] because it'll just go,

[01:01:05] it'll just go down badly,

[01:01:07] and it will come across badly.

[01:01:10] Look,

[01:01:11] just no,

[01:01:12] like,

[01:01:13] that's it,

[01:01:13] like,

[01:01:13] just no.

[01:01:14] I'm sorry,

[01:01:15] like,

[01:01:15] but no.

[01:01:17] Not no.

[01:01:19] Like,

[01:01:19] I don't know what else to say.

[01:01:20] Like,

[01:01:20] just like,

[01:01:21] no.

[01:01:21] My point is,

[01:01:22] I get that,

[01:01:23] right?

[01:01:23] I understand.

[01:01:24] And everyone's going to slate me for saying it,

[01:01:25] but who,

[01:01:26] or where,

[01:01:27] or what,

[01:01:27] no,

[01:01:28] I won't even say who,

[01:01:28] we can't tell.

[01:01:29] What class of striker can you get in instead?

[01:01:32] There's 70,000 million strikers around the world.

[01:01:37] Yeah,

[01:01:38] but we've tried it.

[01:01:39] It has never worked.

[01:01:40] Let's go find one.

[01:01:41] We've tried it.

[01:01:41] It's never worked.

[01:01:42] I've already said two weeks running is above a trojada.

[01:01:45] He can also play wide right.

[01:01:46] He'll come down to be third,

[01:01:46] he'll come down to be third try striker.

[01:01:49] But he can play wide right.

[01:01:51] He can start wide right.

[01:01:52] Third try striker next year will get plenty of game time.

[01:01:55] I guarantee you.

[01:01:56] We'll get plenty of game time.

[01:01:59] And I'm sorry.

[01:02:00] And God forgive me.

[01:02:01] Like I genuinely,

[01:02:03] Kian Murphy is probably a lovely lad and he's probably sung as a pound and he's never done any harm.

[01:02:09] And he's been,

[01:02:10] you know,

[01:02:11] he gives us all and all that,

[01:02:12] but we just need better quality.

[01:02:15] We need more quality.

[01:02:17] And you can't,

[01:02:18] I get that.

[01:02:18] And if,

[01:02:19] and if we go down this road,

[01:02:21] and if we go down this road,

[01:02:23] we're just going to be in trouble next year.

[01:02:25] We would,

[01:02:25] we would,

[01:02:26] one injury to Seanan McGuire and the whole thing is kerfucked straight out the gas.

[01:02:31] You know?

[01:02:31] And no,

[01:02:32] we just need,

[01:02:33] we need like,

[01:02:34] no,

[01:02:35] like just,

[01:02:36] no.

[01:02:37] What about the Leading Herbs?

[01:02:38] Success.

[01:02:40] No.

[01:02:43] Christ,

[01:02:43] lads,

[01:02:43] come on.

[01:02:46] Come on.

[01:02:48] You're Jackie Athlone.

[01:02:50] Are we beating these lads in my home watch?

[01:02:53] Here's the thing,

[01:02:54] right?

[01:02:54] And you've got to remember this now,

[01:02:55] Dan,

[01:02:55] if,

[01:02:56] if they didn't be like,

[01:02:57] and they did beat us.

[01:02:58] So it's like,

[01:02:58] that's the only game we've lost all year.

[01:03:00] We could be sitting here and Jack Doherty missed a great chance that night.

[01:03:04] We could be sitting here sweating out the last two games for a thousand quid for Marymount hospice.

[01:03:09] Like,

[01:03:10] and people laughed at me when I did that bet,

[01:03:12] but,

[01:03:13] but,

[01:03:13] oh,

[01:03:14] it's like,

[01:03:14] it kills me.

[01:03:15] That one defeat in that loan kills me.

[01:03:18] Um,

[01:03:21] again,

[01:03:22] it depends on what team he picks.

[01:03:23] It depends on the attitude,

[01:03:25] how much they wanted,

[01:03:26] et cetera.

[01:03:27] It's a game.

[01:03:28] We should be kind of,

[01:03:29] Scotty's talking about,

[01:03:31] battering them and maybe making a statement.

[01:03:33] I think it's kind of,

[01:03:34] there's asked to be a touch of revenge going,

[01:03:36] all right,

[01:03:36] last time we came up here,

[01:03:37] we were beaten.

[01:03:38] We want to correct that.

[01:03:40] It's probably hard to motivate them with two games left,

[01:03:42] but look,

[01:03:45] we'll see what happens.

[01:03:46] But I'd be honest,

[01:03:46] which I wouldn't be having any,

[01:03:49] any money on it one way or the other,

[01:03:50] to be honest,

[01:03:51] which I,

[01:03:51] you know,

[01:03:51] because I think it's just too random as to what kind of a performance Cork City would put in.

[01:04:02] Give us a match prediction then.

[01:04:06] 4-1 Cork City.

[01:04:08] 5-0.

[01:04:09] He's hitting himself laughing.

[01:04:10] Dike Steel hat trick.

[01:04:12] Dike Steel hat trick?

[01:04:14] Yeah.

[01:04:15] Majestic Dike Steel.

[01:04:17] I thought you were going to say Cian Murphy now with the winner,

[01:04:19] to be honest,

[01:04:19] man.

[01:04:21] Yeah.

[01:04:23] Eat your words if it did it,

[01:04:24] wouldn't he?

[01:04:25] I guess so.

[01:04:27] Is that the end of the pod?

[01:04:28] Is that the end of the pod?

[01:04:28] I think it is.

[01:04:30] Are you going to Noon Mooney?

[01:04:31] Are you going to Noon Mooney?

[01:04:32] Will we,

[01:04:33] are we saving it?

[01:04:33] Do Noon Mooney.

[01:04:34] Go on,

[01:04:34] give Noon a spin.

[01:04:35] Go on,

[01:04:35] give me a spin.

[01:04:36] Give Noon a spin.

[01:04:38] Do we have words?

[01:04:39] Do we have words?

[01:04:40] If we don't have it,

[01:04:41] we can't play it.

[01:04:41] We have to find it.

[01:04:43] Oh.

[01:04:44] Mind yourself.

[01:04:46] What was that?

[01:04:51] Ah,

[01:04:55] it's definitely there.

[01:05:11] Oh,

[01:05:11] hang on.

[01:05:12] Sorry.

[01:05:12] It's just got initials.

[01:05:15] Where do you go?

[01:05:37] What a tune.

[01:05:39] Noon Mooney,

[01:05:41] born 12th of December 1976 in London.

[01:05:44] Mooney started his career at Limerick

[01:05:46] before moving to Cork City

[01:05:47] playing 103 league games.

[01:05:48] He fought it out with Biscuits,

[01:05:50] Phil Harrington for the number one spot,

[01:05:52] which he made his own,

[01:05:53] where he helped Cork City capture

[01:05:55] the FAI Cup in 1998,

[01:05:57] defeating Shells after a replay.

[01:05:58] That there he caught on goal

[01:05:59] in the,

[01:06:00] late in the game,

[01:06:01] like 75th minute or something,

[01:06:02] wasn't it?

[01:06:02] Uh,

[01:06:03] he wanted to play for Shamrock

[01:06:04] back to Limerick

[01:06:05] and was instrumental

[01:06:06] in keeping Shamrock

[01:06:06] in the Premier Division

[01:06:07] in 2004.

[01:06:09] Following his retirement

[01:06:10] at Limerick in 2007,

[01:06:11] he was appointed

[01:06:12] as new Commercial Director,

[01:06:14] uh,

[01:06:14] the Head of Marketing

[01:06:15] and Communications

[01:06:15] at the FAI.

[01:06:16] He moved on to being

[01:06:17] the Head Strategic Development

[01:06:18] Officer at UEFA,

[01:06:21] Interim Head of the FAI

[01:06:22] for six months,

[01:06:22] and currently,

[01:06:23] he is now the CEO

[01:06:24] of the Football Association

[01:06:25] of Wales.

[01:06:26] He,

[01:06:27] for Cork City,

[01:06:27] won one FAI Cup,

[01:06:29] one League Cup,

[01:06:30] uh,

[01:06:31] and Limerick won

[01:06:31] one Munster Senior Cup

[01:06:32] and you can find him

[01:06:33] on Twitter

[01:06:34] at Noel Mooney 13

[01:06:35] and that is

[01:06:36] Noel

[01:06:37] Boing Boing Mooney.

[01:06:50] Scotty,

[01:06:50] one question before we go

[01:06:51] and I know it's Dan's job

[01:06:53] to ask the questions

[01:06:53] but would you consider

[01:06:54] Noel Mooney's career

[01:06:55] off the pitch

[01:06:56] more successful

[01:06:57] than his on-pitch career?

[01:06:59] Oh,

[01:07:01] definitely.

[01:07:01] It has to be,

[01:07:02] doesn't it?

[01:07:03] Yeah,

[01:07:04] I think so too.

[01:07:04] I think it has to be,

[01:07:05] yeah.

[01:07:08] Yeah,

[01:07:08] that's a good shout actually.

[01:07:11] Do you think he'd be

[01:07:11] at the FAI at some stage?

[01:07:14] Would you actually

[01:07:15] bring him to the FAI?

[01:07:17] He was there

[01:07:17] for the six months,

[01:07:18] like you'd say,

[01:07:19] you would have think,

[01:07:19] you would have probably

[01:07:20] thought that that,

[01:07:21] but I know he was

[01:07:22] on loan from UEFA

[01:07:23] or seconded from UEFA.

[01:07:26] Was he there

[01:07:27] when we had the whole

[01:07:27] issue with the...

[01:07:28] No.

[01:07:31] I have a feeling,

[01:07:32] I can't say for definite,

[01:07:34] oh,

[01:07:35] I genuinely don't know,

[01:07:37] but like,

[01:07:38] Noel Quinn was there.

[01:07:42] Um,

[01:07:45] yeah,

[01:07:45] imagine being more famous

[01:07:46] because your wife

[01:07:47] did a washing powder ad

[01:07:49] back in the day.

[01:07:50] Um,

[01:07:51] what?

[01:07:53] Noel Quinn,

[01:07:54] that's what he's best known for,

[01:07:55] isn't it?

[01:07:55] He's doing the,

[01:07:56] the Daz ad,

[01:07:57] wasn't it?

[01:07:58] Back in the day,

[01:07:58] washing powder.

[01:07:59] It was a person,

[01:08:00] one of those anyway.

[01:08:02] 2019,

[01:08:02] he was at the FAI,

[01:08:03] so I'd say it's probably

[01:08:05] about right.

[01:08:08] 2019.

[01:08:10] That's when we went in

[01:08:10] with the,

[01:08:11] um,

[01:08:12] that's when we had

[01:08:13] meeting the Metropole.

[01:08:14] It was just before COVID,

[01:08:15] remember?

[01:08:16] Yeah.

[01:08:17] Yeah.

[01:08:18] We had to meet him

[01:08:18] about him.

[01:08:20] Yeah,

[01:08:20] things.

[01:08:22] Meeting about things.

[01:08:22] Man,

[01:08:22] isn't it?

[01:08:24] Yeah.

[01:08:25] Looking back.

[01:08:25] That's not money.

[01:08:26] Good keeper,

[01:08:26] I must say.

[01:08:27] Like,

[01:08:27] I remember his first game,

[01:08:28] he came on and everyone

[01:08:28] was laughing the way

[01:08:29] he was running,

[01:08:29] but he was a fine keeper.

[01:08:30] Fine keeper.

[01:08:32] He was.

[01:08:33] He was a good keeper.

[01:08:34] He was a good keeper.

[01:08:35] We always have great keepers

[01:08:35] in those days.

[01:08:36] I think McDevine,

[01:08:38] uh,

[01:08:38] took his place in the end,

[01:08:39] which is,

[01:08:40] I think,

[01:08:40] is still our best keeper ever.

[01:08:41] What a keeper.

[01:08:43] And Noel Moody's hair again,

[01:08:44] did you notice that?

[01:08:45] He's what?

[01:08:46] He's got hair.

[01:08:48] Let's hope for you yet,

[01:08:49] Wayne.

[01:08:49] No,

[01:08:50] I'm going past it,

[01:08:51] unfortunately.

[01:08:52] Would you go to Turkey?

[01:08:54] No,

[01:08:54] hopefully.

[01:08:55] No.

[01:08:55] With heat?

[01:08:57] Well,

[01:08:58] if you,

[01:08:59] for anything.

[01:08:59] I enjoyed,

[01:09:00] I enjoyed my hair a bit too much

[01:09:01] when I was younger.

[01:09:02] Is that the reason it fell out?

[01:09:04] You enjoyed your hair a bit too much?

[01:09:05] I'm sure I've said it before,

[01:09:07] I went into a bar,

[01:09:08] I won't name it again,

[01:09:09] um,

[01:09:09] barbershop in Cork

[01:09:10] and got my hair bleached

[01:09:12] and literally the next day

[01:09:13] there was bubbles,

[01:09:15] warts,

[01:09:16] everything just coming out of my head

[01:09:17] and it just absolutely destroyed my scalp

[01:09:18] and I'd lost my hair

[01:09:19] in about a year,

[01:09:20] I'd say.

[01:09:21] Jesus Christ.

[01:09:22] I went to get bleached.

[01:09:23] I was about the third of four times,

[01:09:24] I bleached my hair since I was about 16,

[01:09:25] 17

[01:09:27] and

[01:09:27] it was because it was the 90s,

[01:09:29] it was,

[01:09:29] I'm even listening now,

[01:09:30] it was cool back then,

[01:09:31] trust me.

[01:09:32] Um,

[01:09:32] didn't look cool but it was.

[01:09:36] But yeah,

[01:09:36] I came up one day

[01:09:37] in my head,

[01:09:37] it was just,

[01:09:38] it was like first degree burns

[01:09:39] I'd say in my head

[01:09:39] and it just destroyed my fucking

[01:09:41] roots I'd imagine.

[01:09:43] Christ.

[01:09:43] They've reopened since

[01:09:44] so be careful people out there.

[01:09:45] The dangers of bleaching your hair

[01:09:47] in Cork City.

[01:09:48] Yeah.

[01:09:49] Before we log off,

[01:09:50] yeah,

[01:09:50] if you haven't done it already

[01:09:51] and I don't know why you haven't,

[01:09:52] go vote for us

[01:09:53] in the football content

[01:09:54] towards it,

[01:09:55] the voting closes

[01:09:56] on the 13th.

[01:09:57] So,

[01:09:57] um,

[01:09:58] yeah,

[01:09:59] just help us out.

[01:10:00] I'll be putting them up

[01:10:01] on the stories,

[01:10:01] I'll be putting them up

[01:10:02] on Twitter.

[01:10:02] Yeah.

[01:10:03] I'll be plaguing you now

[01:10:04] for the next week

[01:10:05] on the socials,

[01:10:06] but look,

[01:10:06] just do it.

[01:10:07] You can vote multiple times

[01:10:08] on some devices.

[01:10:09] And we're going to video

[01:10:10] the whole lot from there.

[01:10:11] We're going to have a chat,

[01:10:12] we're going to have a YouTube video,

[01:10:13] we're going to have our

[01:10:14] Instagram up,

[01:10:15] the whole lot from start to finish.

[01:10:16] It's all going to be recorded.

[01:10:18] So just vote for us

[01:10:19] because it'll be better

[01:10:20] if we win.

[01:10:21] Or if we win.

[01:10:23] I feel like you were joking

[01:10:24] about the speech earlier,

[01:10:25] maybe,

[01:10:26] but like,

[01:10:28] it'll be.

[01:10:31] Serious, Dan.

[01:10:31] I'm sure you,

[01:10:33] Wayne doesn't joke

[01:10:34] about such things, Dan.

[01:10:38] Yeah.

[01:10:39] So go on.

[01:10:41] Come here.

[01:10:43] Next to square.

[01:10:44] I do have to in the morning.

[01:10:45] We're like this every week now

[01:10:46] at this stage.

[01:10:47] It's like we can never

[01:10:48] end the pod as well.

[01:10:49] Yeah.

[01:10:50] It drags our home

[01:10:50] until we hit like an hour and 15.

[01:10:52] Adios.

[01:10:53] Adios.

[01:10:55] Talk soon, lads.

[01:10:55] Adios.

[01:10:57] The next episode

[01:10:58] will be available

[01:10:58] very soon.